Has Your 'God' ever dined on swine?

Greetings;

Sometimes when I think of all the absurdities that are found in Christianity and generally attributed to Jesus, I can't help but shrug my shoulders in amazement.. I usually can't get past the triple God complex to ponder other fooleries...

Most Christians allege they like to follow in Jesus' example and footsteps to later return to his side..
but how much of his behavior are they actually modeling? Here we have an alleged God, who forbade pigs in the OT, he came for the lost sheep of the house of Israel as per bible, who would have literally crucified him if he came with laws askew (like eating pigs)-- Jesus (or the promised one) is supposed to fulfill and complete the laws of the OT not abrogate them, I am certain he never ate pigs, in fact I am certain I remember an incident which I can't now rectify, where he exorcized a woman's so-called possession into pigs who later jumped off and died.. in other words, these creatures were never viewed as lovable much less edible.. so how did this evolution of pig eating happen? although admittedly it is less of a stretch from being a man/god... still

How much of the commandments did this alleged God break?
1-unusual brand of prayers
2-no circumcision for males
3- ok to eat pigs
4-Ok to make idols in churches and bow before them
5--ok to forgo monotheism and logic all together...
6- Ok to sin, since sin is forgiven through his self-immolation

the conundrum really remains, when evangelists come here trying to win converts, and I'll tell them first hand why it doesn't work..
for starters, they have false beliefs about Muslims as constantly fed to them by fundies the liked of falwel, so when they come bringing these large pamphlets of our beliefs forth we can all manage a chuckle, sort of like the moon god allegation, nonetheless if we are not merely wasting each other's time on puerile attempts, logic would dictate if you want to convince someone of something you must do so by studying their beliefs then putting dents, not making up false beliefs that you allege they believe and then trying to attract them to something inferior? but I do digress...

I would like to ask the fundies on board who are here to indoctrinate others into their brand of thinking...

beneath all the velvet brocade and candles and stain glass and ceremonial hats, what does christianityreally have to offer?
how is christianity in keeping with monotheism?