frog...(not the one in ice cube)

A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive.

The woman says to the clerk at the counter, "I'm looking to buy a pet for my husband but I'm on a very short budget!."

"No worries," replies the clerk.

"We've just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs."

"Bl*wjobs," says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it would be a great gag gift, so she goes home and gives the frog to her husband explaining the frogs talent.

With a laugh the husband walks off leaving the frog in the kitchen.

In the middle of the night
the woman wakes up to the sound of pots and pans flying around in the kitchen.
She goes down
to find her husband and the frog reading ****books.

"What are you two doing?" she asks.

"Well," says the husband. "If I can teach this frog to **** you are outta here."