So there was an incident in this place I like to call my second home, You earthlings refer to it as KFC or some other completely un-befittng name. Anyway, customer ends up abusing the employee, employee rages and this is captured by the customer (because he is...well the word escapes me right now, but I remember it rhymed with pick).

That's pretty bad right? Well it gets worse.

The news starts completely lying about the incident acting like complete homo I mean islamophobes.

Oh sod it, you aren't even paying attention. Just watch the 15 minute vid below.