Since alcohol is haraam, get yourself very strong Arab coffee or cans of Dr. Pepper


LOTR

Every mention of the Ring
Every time someone mentions the movie title or chapters from the books
Every time someone cries
Weed references
Every time Legolas has a Captain Obvious moment
In every Theoden monologue/motivational speech
Gay moments between Frodo and Sam
Frodo mispronouncing Mordor as "Moldor"
Every time Eowyn hits on Aragorn and he rejects her (not counting the one where he outright tells her "Go away, I'm taken.")
Every time Gimli tries to be comic relief
Pippin screwing something up
Stupid stunts
Characters cursing
And for nerds like me, differences from the books



James Cameron's Avatar

Every time someone says "I see you."
Every time a movie is paid homage to
Every stab against corporations
Every time Jake messes up on something
Every environmental movie cliche
Every time Sigourney Weaver's character acts like a ***** to Jake



Star Wars Prequels

Every bad line
Every time Anakin emos
Every time Jar-Jar speaks and annoys you
Every time the romantic dialogue consists of politics



Avatar: The Last Airbender

Every time the creators get away with something that is definitely not Y7
Zuko ranting about his honor
A character knocking another off screen
Every time Iroh drinks tea
Mai breaking her monotone
Toph making blind jokes



The Matrix series

Smith saying "Mr. Anderson"
Smith stating the obvious
Every biblical reference
Every irrelevant subplot



Disney Movies

"I want" songs
The main character or love interest not having a mother
The villain dying by a freak accident
Butt "humor"
Bad puns



24

Every time Jack Bauer says "Dammit"